Here you go again, Niki, leaving your blog to die. How many times have I chastised you about neglecting your blog?

Twice, Niki. You told me twice. I should never leave my blog and forget about it. I will never leave it. I won’t ever leave it. I will never, won’t ever, leave it.

What? Sorry you lost me there.

I said, I won’t leave it alone to die, Niki.

Yeah. Sure.

Don’t be so negative, I will! I mean, I won’t… Oh noes, my brain is malfunctioning.

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Attention Span - the amount of time a person can concentrate on a task without becoming distracted.

Niki’s Attention Span - something that doesn’t last very long.

Whilst (yes, whilst) I was designing my new theme, I somehow managed to delete my folder of images and emptied my trash bin (or recycling bin thingamabob) without even noticing. Now, I have to remake all those little itty bits of hard work. *hits head with a hairbrush that was conveniently placed next to the laptop*

Oh, there’s more proof that this cerebral cortex needs to be fixed. Maybe the doctors misdiagnosed me. Maybe I have Attention Hyper Deficit Disorder and not Boredomius Spasmatic Personality Disorder… Hey look, a butterfly!

As you can clearly see, I can’t finish a draft without running off to play Warhawk for several hours straight. I haven’t even updated Wordpress and it won’t stop nagging me. Leave me alone, “Please update now” Notification of Death! Argh.

So yes, I’m a poop load of nuts.

(Yeah, I won’t swear today. Big, gargantuan grown ups might catch me. You’ll never know :P)

I seem to have a strange obsession with eyes. Eyes are like the doors to your… oh, forget the philosophy. Their just eyes and I like drawing ‘em.

After going through my folders filled with eyes I’ve drawn on Photoshop and Illustrator and notebooks with doodled eyes on the margins, I had to delete some to keep myself from looking like a total idiot… or something like that

I’ma take yer eyeballs out!

The internet in this service apartment seems to hate this domain. Blah, at least I can access my dashboard faster.

I’m still alive and this post is proof.

Yay.